For
a month I cried when no one was looking. Our phone
bill went into the triple digits. Penny kept saying
we'd get together, just the two of us, but nothing
ever worked out. My separation anxiety lasted
for two embarrassing years.
This
is where my husband picks up the story. Jeff says
that out of the blue Penny decided to go to Finland.
He doesn't remember the part about the church
nursery where the idea was hatched a decade before
Penny put wings to her plan. Jeff says he found
me curled up against the bathroom wall, staring
at the ticket and guzzling root beer.
I wasn't
guzzling root beer. I'm pretty sure I wasn't drinking
anything.
Jeff
says I was sobbing because I was in shock.
I wasn't
sobbing. I was sighing really loud. There is a
difference.
Jeff
likes to add a punch line here about how I dramatically
pulled the towel off my head and ta da! My hair
was green!
That
part, unfortunately, is true.
For
many years I've listened to my dear husband's
account of the once in a lifetime trip Penny and
I took to Finland in February of 1992. He loves
to embellish and every time he tells it, the story
morphs into something that only vaguely resembles
our real adventure.
Last
Friday Jeff had our new daughter in law in a state
of stunned silence while going on about the night
Penny and I accompanied two seventy-year old women
into a Finnish sauna. Jeff said we got all steamed
up and then jumped in a frozen lake.
It wasn't
a lake. It was just the snow.
The
snow and a single star. Jeff never includes the
part about the star.
I got
so mad at him. As soon as everyone left I said,
"I don't want you to tell stories about Finland
anymore. You get it all wrong and it's not even
your story. It's my story. Mine and Penny's."
Jeff
got a sly grin on his face and I immediately knew
what he was thinking. He was thinking he had finally
succeeded in pushing me into the corner where
a pad of paper and a pen had been waiting for
me for years.
And
he was right. He had succeeded.
So here
I sit, in my corner of the world ready to tell
the story the way it really happened when Penny
and I jumped over the moon.
Excerpted
from:
Sisterchicks on the Loose! by
Robin Jones Gunn, copyright 2003.
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